What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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