- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Misner is a twat.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Knock Knock Come in.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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