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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

your mother

I killed someone on minecraft.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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