What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Who is it?

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

whats worse than gill? nothing

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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