- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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