- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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