- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Darude- Sandstorm

im a dragon, no im not

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

That's what she didn't say

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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