Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

My kids are mistakes.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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