what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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what do u call a apple a apple

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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