Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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why dont they make black forks

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Mitt Romney

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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