Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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