- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

bees knees

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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