- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Alright then, call me sometime then.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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