What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Help I'm being raped!

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Samraj.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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I would rape her

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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