- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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