What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Are you a tree? No.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Har har hey

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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