porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Har har hey

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Anti Joke

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