Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Har har hey

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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