A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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woman's rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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