God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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