- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Im taking a shit right now.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

A man penetrates another man.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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