Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Hi

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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