what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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