- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Do your parents know you're gay?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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