- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Your Mom!!!

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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