- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

I'm hungry.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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