A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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