Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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LIFE :(

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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