- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Dyslexics are teople poo

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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