- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

7

1+2 = 6

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Guess what? Bananas

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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