Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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