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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair