- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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