Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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