A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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