Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Yo mama's fat.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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tims sty:)

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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