What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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