What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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