- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

dick dick dick... frogs

Your all fags

the WNBA

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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