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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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