- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

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