Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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poop nuff said

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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