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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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