- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

This is not a joke

Get off my porch.

One time I masturbated by myself

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

copy me and i will kill you

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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