- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Women's rights...

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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