What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

a woman votes!

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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