why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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