- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

I wrote a funny joke.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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