- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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