Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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