- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

run farther?

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

I'm sn otter

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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