Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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