A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Black people being friendly.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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