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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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