- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Religion.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

So a seal walks into a club..

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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