Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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