- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

dick dick dick... frogs

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Your all fags

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

its snowing on mount fuji

Womens Rights

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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