- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

whats 69+2? 71

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