- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

book 'em danno

cliché rebecca black joke.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

shut up iggy

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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