What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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penus

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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This is not a joke

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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