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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

A sober Amy Winehouse

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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