Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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