- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Hillary Clinton

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Yo mamas so fat.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

I have suicidal thoughts

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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