- Anti Joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater